Someone who likes bubbles, I’m not saying who (oh wait, I just did), decided to participate in a haiku meme without tagging anyone specific at the end. To help appease the high lords of the internet and prevent my fellow healbot from getting disconnected during a Naxx run I must take it upon myself to continue the meme!
Behold, my character summaries in haiku form! Mwa-hahahaha! To keep things from reaching epic poem status (see what I did there?) I’m only going to mention my favorite characters, in order of their creation. Hello, my name is Splat, and I’m an altaholic.
I’m a Death Knight, LOL!
Best ability? Death Grip.
It’s fishing. For cows.
Wait, there’s no tanks my level?
S’ok, I’m specced Prot.
Go away, I’m old!
Grumpy dwarf hunter with bear.
No, won’t join your guild.
Now to tag someone, lest I myself anger the high lords of the internet and continue the cycle. Hmm, first I think I shall bother fellow GM Nia/Birgette. The Dark Titan himself has mentioned that he enjoys haiku from time to time. And of course Zhire. What’s a new blog without a meme or two?
(And if you can’t wait to be tagged, consider yourself tagged.)