Haiku Tsunami

Someone who likes bubbles, I’m not saying who (oh wait, I just did), decided to participate in a haiku meme without tagging anyone specific at the end.  To help appease the high lords of the internet and prevent my fellow healbot from getting disconnected during a Naxx run I must take it upon myself to continue the meme!

Behold, my character summaries in haiku form!  Mwa-hahahaha!  To keep things from reaching epic poem status (see what I did there?) I’m only going to mention my favorite characters, in order of their creation.  Hello, my name is Splat, and I’m an altaholic.

Elumi
Resto drood for life!
Tried Feral, didn’t like it.
New hat is awesome.

Splat
Draenei paladin
Holy spec, but tanks U.K.
Healadin Tank, HA!

VonSplat
I’m a Death Knight, LOL!
Best ability? Death Grip.
It’s fishing. For cows.

Kerrsplat
Beastmaster hunter
Wait, there’s no tanks my level?
S’ok, I’m specced Prot.

Jagar
Go away, I’m old!
Grumpy dwarf hunter with bear.
No, won’t join your guild.

Now to tag someone, lest I myself anger the high lords of the internet and continue the cycle.  Hmm, first I think I shall bother fellow GM Nia/Birgette.  The Dark Titan himself has mentioned that he enjoys haiku from time to time.  And of course Zhire.  What’s a new blog without a meme or two?

(And if you can’t wait to be tagged, consider yourself tagged.)

Editorial haiku, meme, Splat jumped on a bandwagon